Is it polite?
Due to a recent visit from the Queen, upon which I had the fortune to represent my Local OAP Club on our recent and most welcome Lottery Funded addition to our fine Club, a beautifully restored and superbly Landscaped new Patio and Garden Table and Chair set, reminiscent of the Victorian fashion of that glorious time, which naturally warranted a visit from HM. . . I had the ghastly misfortunate of forgetting to put me old Falsies in!
Also, I forget to chew up a Mars Bar. Instead of flashing me Charming Ivories and a Witticism designed to dazzle our Dear Lady, out came this Bloody Brown thing which slowly tumbled out me face like a Lazy Salamander. Hers was a picture let me say. Oooof!
Well, is that IMPOLITE in her eyes, or maybe she knows the trials of people with said lack of teeth and such?
OOoooooof!
My dear boy we all know what an oaf the Queen is married to I'm sure she's used to all sorts of stuff falling out of the Dukes mouth, mostly social faux pas it has to said. I'm sure she did the decent thing and adverted her gaze as your half chewed chocolate bar slip down your chops. Tip top.
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